Turtle Egg

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...
Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
by Schmendt February 24, 2018
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turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.
“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish
by Kinky Master 69 May 28, 2021
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turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer
Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
by Kattpisseverdeen March 05, 2015
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turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out
Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer
by South central Prodigy April 10, 2018
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Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.
Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.
by Medino July 11, 2017
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chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
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Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑
Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum
by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021
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