Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.
"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".
by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 29, 2023
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ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.
As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.
by The Nut 27 February 09, 2012
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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 22, 2021
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Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians
Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon
by Treewise October 30, 2019
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boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!
by looocheli February 02, 2016
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Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her
by Tarry66 January 14, 2020
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Miami MILF Party

Miami MILF Party is a MILF Party with hot, sexy MILFs usually Latinas in Miami with big ass fake tits and tight pussies spending their hubby's money at a party where they meet younger guys (18+).
Sebastian Cruz throws the best Miami MILF Party with the hottest young bulls and sexiest Latina MILFs
by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023
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