Get the Maskmug. Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.
Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
Get the Mask finesmug. I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
Get the Mars face maskmug. by jmgmh June 12, 2016
Get the chernobyl gas maskmug. When you put out an entire carton of Newports on your Girlfriend/Significant Other/Jungle Wife's face. A blunt can provide a substitute as well. While performing this act, domestic violence is definitely heavily encouraged.
"Girl what happened to you last night?! Yo face hella fuqed up!"
"Jaquarius gave me an African Mask."
"Jaquarius gave me an African Mask."
by Yung Butthole September 11, 2025
Get the African Maskmug. v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.
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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?
by gnostic3 March 24, 2022
Get the maskingmug. In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
Get the No mask, no blast.mug.