A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
by Zack Marks September 27, 2016
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Masked Bitch Face

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.
Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
by King Happo May 02, 2020
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chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
by jmgmh April 13, 2016
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mask malfunction

A failure to wear a mask correctly
Reluctant-Masker: *refusing to wear a mask correctly*
Bystander: Mask malfunction, put your goddamn mask on correctly.
by guymcguyperson September 23, 2021
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Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper July 13, 2013
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White masking

The opposite of black face. When a non-caucasian person puts on a white makeup on their face to mock white people. Can be done on purpose or unintentionally.
Gena started white masking on her stream as a way to protest against white people.

She used the wrong skin tone foundation as makeup and it seemed like she was white masking.
by loafboi May 14, 2022
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Masked

A rare being that travels with his main sidekick Zpond. If you find a masked RUN as if you try to fight it. A Zpond will appear and weird stuff will begin to happen to you. Stay away from them they know to many ways to get you crying
A masked killed my best friend and his sidekick Zpond completely ripped my family into pieces.
by Mexscorpio March 05, 2023
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