a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019
Get the kyle cochranemug. He is the funniest guy I have ever met and he is nothing like the rest. Every time I see him it makes me want to spend my entire life with him. Even though he might have a lack of brain cells he always talks about chicken butts. I said to myself that I would not date or have a crush on anyone until next year of 2023 but he caught my eye once I started seeing that he was flirting with me. He shows that he can be himself around me and so can I. He makes me feel like I'm the only girl in the world and I would never let him go.
Kyle Z is a chicken butt
by LuckyTomboyGirl December 13, 2022
Get the Kyle Zmug. A guy with a baby face who never stops smiling. He towers of the average man at a whopping 5' 3''. You will often find him exclaiming phrases especially statements like WHAT THE FUUUUCK?! and BROO THIS IS TOO EASY!!
Guy 1: Yo do you know Kyle Nguyen
Guy 2: That lost child in the newspaper?
Kyle Nguyen: WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!!!
Guy 2: That lost child in the newspaper?
Kyle Nguyen: WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!!!
by florkiewicz October 23, 2022
Get the Kyle Nguyenmug. by Nora127 March 10, 2022
Get the Kyle Traynormug. When you shoot a whole dill pickle out of your anus with such force that it apon impact creates a fist sized hole in the dry wall.
After returning home from the grocery store with her vlassics she was so excited she pickled kyled the living room.
by MotherPugger69 May 18, 2022
Get the Pickled Kylemug. 
Kyle is a handsome boy who may not be christian, he is more of a devilish cheeky boy! He likes a good laugh and can be a huge flirt. He drop a fart or two but that smell wont be two bad! In the end he is very dark and evil...
by The Devil33656 June 7, 2017
Get the kyle griffinmug.