Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.

Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"

by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022

someone who plays gorilla tag

Somebody who plays a game for fun that is not a gorilla tag kid.

I’m not a gorilla tag kid, I am someone who plays gorilla tag.

by Lerans April 28, 2022

Gorilla Tag

A game where little kids think they’re better than everyone, as they play gorilla tag everyday and no other game on the vast community games on the oculus quest 2.

I hate these little kids who only play gorilla tag

by Blitz3 May 2, 2022

Gorilla tag

A game that consists of 9 year old children screaming racial slurs at you.

Hey Billy I can you stop screaming because you lost a game of gorilla tag ?

Billy: Go kill yourself you ni**er

by Quandale dingle the III May 3, 2022

Gorilla tag

A game with the most cringiest roast battles and where 9 year old come together to play mini games.

Friend: You play gorilla tag!
Guy: yes how did you know?
Friend: you get no bitches

by McDonald’s worker9473 May 8, 2022

Gorilla Cookie

The last little bit of a blunt or joint. Typically the roughest part of it.

“Damn this shit hittin rn.”
“That’s that gorilla cookie.”

by Audaciousapple September 26, 2022

Gorilla tag

The average racist hangout for squeakers, racist 8 year olds, grown ups who give you death threats and the 1% of normal people

''Guy 1: Hey guys, Do you play gorilla tag?''
''Guy 2: Yeah, I scream racist things when I lose''
''Guy 1: Same here
''Guy 3: How are we even friends?''

by Doctor Freeman September 27, 2022