sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.

by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

Dildo

A dildo is a thing that you put in your butt

My husband used a dildo

by FIREBALL()()() May 4, 2020

Dildo

A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz

Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.

by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023

Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.

Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.

by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023

Dildo cuckold

a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.

the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.

by kavreb January 3, 2023

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017