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12 hour shower

When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?
Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."
by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014
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February 12-15

It’s february 12th tomorrow!
so what?
it’s going to be national anime day!
it’s february 12-15 is amazing
by Person on tiktok February 7, 2021
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12 month rule

The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013
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December 12

It’s December 12 you have to tell you friends 2 clues of who your crush is
You: since it’s December 12 I’ll give you a clue of who my crush is (ex: he is wearing a grey hoodie today and he has glasses)
by Victoria’s Secret December 8, 2019
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AA-12

I have AA-12
by Ker2pat January 3, 2022
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11 12

Damn, 11 12 after what happened to George Floyd
by OutlawSpun July 22, 2020
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April 12

The amzing singer from the band Panic! At The Disco, Brendon Urie's birthday. We are very lucky to have this ever so talented man walk amoungst us.
New Fan: Hey correct me if i'm wrong but is today a special day of some sort?
Old Fan: Well what day is it?
New Fan: April 12.
Old Fan: Yes, it's a very special day. It's Brendon Urie's Birthday!!
by imalesbian November 27, 2020
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