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Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.
by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023
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farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
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Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow
by Dus71n March 8, 2023
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blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013
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Kentucky blowjob

When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth
I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob
by Nashville bible pusher June 8, 2016
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blowjob

a slang word used in australia, when a person blows into another person’s bellybutton
person 1- could you give me a blowjob
person 2- lift up your shirt :)
by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020
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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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