by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018
Get the Monster Cockmug. by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
Get the Cock and Ball Torturemug. A slang used in the ultimate fight ''Dragonsong's Reprise (Ultimate)'' in Final Fantasy XIV to represent a run that has a clear potential.
by Daibuu February 19, 2024
Get the Purple cockmug. by Fuck_knuckle May 10, 2018
Get the cock breadmug. always has a big one knows it’s way in bed always lays eggs greek tall and blue eyes and smallest cock you’ll see on one of these are 8 inches biggest 15
by alexthepimp February 3, 2022
Get the cockmug. by penis beaker October 10, 2013
Get the cock cupmug. (noun)
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
“Yeah, she’s seen it all. Man pulled out mid, and she left before the encore. A certified Cock Connoisseur.”
by REL3NTLESS October 25, 2025
Get the Cock Connoisseurmug.