When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.
by mspoopypants April 26, 2017
hot cat sex is very fun
by Griefing Services October 30, 2023
That LG sex is Hot!!
by thecoolestkidinthemultiverse August 01, 2022
When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.
My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant
by Assfroboy February 08, 2024
No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
It's not that they hate you it's that they just dislike you. Therefor sex being the only solution just to spite them.
Him: Would you say you hate or dislike me at all?
Her: I don't hate you but I don't like you so I'll say dislike.
Her: Why?
Him: Then we can have dislike sex, how about that after saying that if you now think you hate me then we can have hate sex.
Her: I don't hate you but I don't like you so I'll say dislike.
Her: Why?
Him: Then we can have dislike sex, how about that after saying that if you now think you hate me then we can have hate sex.
by OneAppleFritter December 02, 2021
by kintups June 25, 2024