empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

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Sahan Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to bully or harass Sahan

This Sahan Syndrome is killing me, I really want to spit on him

by ReekyHawk123 June 6, 2023

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A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.

- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.

by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021

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Rihanna Syndrome

when you realise that you are acually a weak ass bitch who caught feelings

FUCK. I think I might have Rihanna Syndrome, I just looked through my ig story views for his name.

by shabbatshalombitches December 29, 2020

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Misunderkid Syndrome

A combination of misunderstanding and kid.
a. When a child believes an idea/thing is something that is not, and believes this all the way through their childhood until someone corrects them later on in life.

a. I want to pineapple you so bad!
b. That's not what pineapple means!
a. I always thought it was that.
b. Must've been a misunderkidding.
a. I can't believe I had Misunderkid Syndrome.

by EricPlainandSimple January 4, 2012

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