/wĭz′ərdpōs′tĭng sĭn′drōm″/
Noun
1. The artificial strengthening of a character, meant to protect them from overpowered characters, usually through nonsensical immunities.
2. The inability to balance or adapt characters to a setting.
3. Giving a character weaknesses to justify their power, then making their power nullify said weaknesses.
4. The belief a character’s quality is determined by power, usually resulting in scaling mundane things such as height or age.
Origin
Users who come from places with poor writing and roleplay etiquette, primarily Wizardposting, the namesake of the syndrome. Said communities cause the users to believe there is a constant threat against them and their characters at all times, resulting in characters who are virtually invincible in order to not be killed through unfair or otherwise overpowered methods.
Noun
1. The artificial strengthening of a character, meant to protect them from overpowered characters, usually through nonsensical immunities.
2. The inability to balance or adapt characters to a setting.
3. Giving a character weaknesses to justify their power, then making their power nullify said weaknesses.
4. The belief a character’s quality is determined by power, usually resulting in scaling mundane things such as height or age.
Origin
Users who come from places with poor writing and roleplay etiquette, primarily Wizardposting, the namesake of the syndrome. Said communities cause the users to believe there is a constant threat against them and their characters at all times, resulting in characters who are virtually invincible in order to not be killed through unfair or otherwise overpowered methods.
Person 1: "My character is weak to physical damage but can run at 21 mph and fly"
Person 2: "Sounds like Wizardposting Syndrome."
Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: "Sounds like Wizardposting Syndrome."
Person 1: Leaves
by DrMonitor February 15, 2025
Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
Huck Finn's father may indeed have been a southern boy, but he still exhibited Rye's Syndrome-like symptoms near da end of his life, such as hallucinating about snakes, vampires, zombies, and devils attacking him.
by QuacksO September 18, 2022
A terrible tummy problem. Where your stomach hurts like somebody is stabbing you and you're screaming at the top of your lungs while endlessly shitting out yellowish brown diarrhea for over a week straight.
Seriously you do NOT want this to happen to you.
Seriously you do NOT want this to happen to you.
by Twogoldenflowers January 12, 2023
A syndrome where the patient will have a constant flow of blood from their mangina. Not a very well known disease, if it is not diagnosed quick enough it will develop into full blown pussyitis. Common symptoms, bleeding through your bunched up panties, testicular weight loss, and excessive use of a lint roller.
by Anushka tha God February 17, 2017
Being diagnosed with "wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome will cause severe degrading in your ability to communicate fluently either through speech, but most often through online messages. It will also lead to the host impersonating famous Korean stars such as Min-Woo Park, and referring to the artist as Japanese. "wilmarjamesilano" could be used as a derogatory term to describe online retardation on discord servers, although generally being categorised under the umbrella term: "wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.
Host: "iam 25 yrs old nt 16"
Professionals: "I'm sorry sir, but it appears that you've contracted 'wilmarjamesilano' Syndrome."
"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.
Professionals: "I'm sorry sir, but it appears that you've contracted 'wilmarjamesilano' Syndrome."
"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.
by Shadweeper June 01, 2021
A canine condition that causes your pup to growl at imaginary things, like when you chain them out late at night to go to the bathroom, or when you’re trying to sleep. Also characterized by barking for no apparent reason.
by Rayngel November 06, 2020