Cock Ridden Throat

A phrase used to describe a girl who's throat is rusty from lack of cum down her throat.

She's so ugly, she must have a cock ridden throat.

by sfish August 31, 2016

armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.

he has an armadillo cock

by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023

Cock

Its fucking Chicken but be sure to clear your history

Random farmer: I got 2 cocks

Blueface: OoOooo

by bugzzonit August 3, 2021

Cock Cocaine

The sexual act of doing a line of that silly white stuff on an erect penis, then giving head.

Man: “oh fuck yea, me and my gf did some cock cocaine last night”
Friend: “I-… what???”
Man: “Yeah, Cock Cocaine.”
Friend: “I’m not gonna ask.”

by Demension March 17, 2024

Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

by yufgawf December 28, 2023

cock.

cock.

cock.

by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024