spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* August 08, 2008

Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno April 30, 2018

The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker March 14, 2012

You are Breaking My balls

Most used by Eric Cartman from South Park .
It means , ' tough spot / decision to be made '

You can either pick the movie or the food place ?
man , you are breaking my balls , here .

by Strawberry shortcake 101 January 13, 2022

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 04, 2023

Side ball

Same thing as side boob but with ones balls.

“Did you see Gore’s side ball?”
“Yeah he had an orange bush, too!”

by Samantha_addict September 18, 2022