Puppy-Syndrome

When a friend, family, or significant other follows you around everywhere like a little puppy.

I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.

I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

dory syndrome

When a person can't remember anything he or she is told no matter how hard they try

Josh:Hey Kyle did we have any homework in math?
Kyle:dude we were just there how do you not remember?????
Josh:I told you man I have dory syndrome!

by Thomas Montgomery January 29, 2017

gyatt syndrome

When a male has a big butt

Yooo bro Jonny has gyatt syndrome

For real bro his butt is huge

by John pork is calling May 15, 2024

Imaginary Haters Syndrome

It's what people have when they are obsessed with and compulsively insist on playing the victim and keep on bragging that they have haters that keep on hating and abusing them. The said haters can be questionable as they could be based on their own imaginations.

That Eden singer sure has a chronic Imaginary Haters Syndrome. She's still gonna use it as her personality even if she might have future appearances in Eurovision, overshadowing her "talent" and sportsmanship and respect among her fellow artists. Can be connected to having delusions.

by basedonfacts July 13, 2024

Sampson syndrome

Sampson syndrome

The man suffers from sampson syndrome

by Will Sonnet August 15, 2022

Instagram reels syndrome

A disease in which the built up brain rot from over ingestion of short form content causes an irrational and sometimes delusional response to digital stimuli.

My friend has Instagram reels syndrome. She has been laughing hysterically at the word "fart" being played over "fly me to the moon" for 5 minutes.

by Josiah cafè February 1, 2024

Trumphausen Syndrome

Trumphausen Syndrome is a term describing an affliction where individuals exhibit an unshakeable belief in every statement made by former President Donald Trump, regardless of its veracity. This condition is marked by a series of distinctive symptoms:

Reality Rejection: Sufferers dismiss verified facts and credible sources, opting instead for alternative truths presented by Trump, rejecting scientific data and expert testimony.
Echo Chamber Living: Patients isolate themselves in echo chambers that reinforce pro-Trump sentiments, fostering an immune response to differing opinions.
Hero Worship: Individuals display a near-religious reverence for Trump, believing he is infallibly working for the greater good against all odds.
Conspiracy Enthusiasm: A tendency to embrace elaborate conspiracy theories that paint Trump as a misunderstood genius thwarted by nefarious forces.
Victim Role-Playing: Sufferers often perceive themselves as perpetual victims under attack from the media, political opponents, and non-believers, reinforcing their loyalty to Trump.
Aggressive Defensiveness: Confronted with contrary evidence, those with Trumphausen Syndrome may react with hostility or regurgitate debunked talking points.
Causes include identity politics, media echo chambers, charismatic leadership, social belonging, and a deep-seated distrust of traditional institutions. While there is no known cure, exposure to diverse perspectives and critical thinking exercises may alleviate symptoms.

Despite overwhelming evidence and multiple fact-checks debunking his claims, John's unwavering support for Trump's statements is a clear case of Trumphausen Syndrome.

by King Markus July 12, 2024