my bowels are betraying me

this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea

"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"

by ZeekeyPooPie February 20, 2025

Respect me I’m a senior

What a cocky person says when they think they’re superior to younger acquaintances.

“ thanks man “

“ yah you better thank me, respect me I’m a senior “

by Doodooohead November 24, 2018

me supremacy

The one where Morgan always gets her way because it’s impossible to tell her no <3

I believe in “me supremacy”

by mlgee January 6, 2022

Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.

“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”

by Captainmoon May 19, 2024

Pick me boy

A boy who will try to get you to feel bad for him by saying false things like. "oh I'm so stupid". "oh I'm never going to do anything in life". and if you say don't say that about yourself they say but it's true

Stop being such a pick me boy no one feels bad for you

by Entering customs January 2, 2024

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

got me lit

1. The act of being enlightened. Beyond light.

2. Intoxicating without the act of intoxication

This website got me LIT!!!!

by CynicalBitch November 4, 2017