cookie syndrom

When you bump your head and eat a cookie you can get a severe head ache. It can also rot your brain and make you stupid.

Someone “My little brother got cookie syndrom.”
Another person “Oh no is he gonna be alright.”

by Nobodycares101 August 7, 2021

Sigma evolving syndrom

Heavy pain often in a particular spot of the body eg. chest, abs, shoulders etc. indicating that the person is slowly starting to evolve into a Sigma male. Usually happens after a certain change in life like a break-up, after holidays, getting a new gf or job. Mostly paired with a strong will to enhance the personal career, exceed in studys and/or fitness.

Have you seen Jon recently he complained about a heavy pain in his chest ?
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon

by Fightordieanonymously August 22, 2021

stupid bitch syndrome

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.

i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?

by a fucking hippy August 10, 2021

Velma syndrome

A girl with Velma syndrome is nerdy-looking, glasses-wearing, mid-length dark haired, and generally short and somewhat curvy.

She does not exuberate feminity nor is at the center of male attention, but she is still quite attractive (usually for reasons like her intelligence, more modest dressing-style, or her mild sense of humor rather that physical appearance).

She also has inopportune moments of vulnerability where she needs extra help, care, and attention (like when Velma looses her glasses).

Basically describes a girl similar to Velma from Scooby-Doo

A: "Hey that girl's kinda hot."
B: "Yeah, but she's got Velma syndrome. She's too modest and smart for you."
A: "You're right. I need a hoe like Daphne."

by Pino Mino July 7, 2023

Short Cock Syndrome

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.

Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser

by Candis November 16, 2022

Sad Lip Syndrome

The act of having your lower lip pushed out. Generally associated with unhappiness but really an individuals attempt to get their way. Often observed in spoiled teenagers and children that are unaccustomed to being told no.

Uh oh, princess didn't get her way again - sad lip syndrome is in effect - her feelings are hurt!

by josefat September 6, 2013

Fatneek syndrome

When you scream uncontrollably due to something amusing. You may also (in some rare cases) can become a human police siren (if this happens, make sure that you drive to the hospital as soon as possible). In worst cases, your breasts will grow to a huge size which is obviously a plus if you are of the female gender.

1. Fuck, I have gotten Fatneek syndrome, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
2. Why is my boobs so big, finnaly I have extracted some fatneek syndrome from a black man on Youtube!!!

by Fatneekman123 July 9, 2021