cock robbin goblin

created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)

someone who takes your man
A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin”
by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023
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Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.
Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!
by BallWasher August 15, 2021
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Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.
Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”

No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 20, 2022
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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 05, 2019
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cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
by Polish bike rider March 26, 2016
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