Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.
by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Jim: Hey bob come over later so we can watch a movie
Bob: Shut the fuck up and suck my cock
Jim: I'm not gay
Bob: Yeah but you still like cock, huh.
Bob: Shut the fuck up and suck my cock
Jim: I'm not gay
Bob: Yeah but you still like cock, huh.
by TheBigCheese233 October 25, 2017

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?
Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

A really small dick!
by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013
