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I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."
by Monkey's Dad February 20, 2023
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A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013
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Can I smell your butt?!

This is an expression. A way of conveying one's affection for someone special. This expression enables someone to get right to the crux of their intentions. A favorite pickup line amongst men in pursuit of a lady. Can be used interchangeably as a means of simply getting someone's attention. Some lucky recipients may be offered a positive, accommodating response by being offered the opportunity to 'snort anal crack'.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 14, 2009
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Shut up and drink your moonshine

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.
After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"
by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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National kiss your boyfriend day

GIRLS IF ITS OCTOBER 24 THEN YOU GO AND KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND... YOU GO GIRL
I kissed him because it’s national kiss your boyfriend day duh
by That gurl you love October 23, 2019
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get your pull

1. Its like saying "Oh my god!"
2. Shock and excitement

Note: Its cooler to say "Getch yur pull!"
You see a nascar racer crash and you say, "Whoo! Get your pull!"
by Ben Dover Jr. IV September 14, 2006
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close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.
During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.
by jpg3 November 6, 2011
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