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I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing
friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"
by K87 November 20, 2009
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Tell me how you really feel

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.
Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."
by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025
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Fuck me

Fuck me is a term used when you either
1. get angry at something or
2. want to be fucked so hard that you would say this in public

SLUT
Tom smashes controller on accedent "FUCK ME"
or when a whore is horny "FUCK ME~"
by someguythatlikesstuff January 25, 2024
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Drop Me Spine

I was off to the bog to drop me spine. i feel twenty kilos lighter now.
by the bingo September 29, 2008
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call me an S

She dares to call me an S! I heard her in the bathroom...
by anonymous April 26, 2021
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Break me off

Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.
She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.
by Archieb September 13, 2023
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