Cocked on

Cocked on means you’ve beaten someone at something and it’s a way to flex. Cocked on can also be used as a word without meaning and then can be used in almost any conversation. “Cocked on” should be used like you would say the the f word

Him: man I really want kfc

Me: lol I have kfc right now, get cocked on !

by Local mi1f February 11, 2022

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

Scwabble Cock

when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.

Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock

by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022

Cock

Some people have a 20-meter defeater while others have a 20-millimeter defeater. I have a 69-meter defeater though.

Woman: DANGGGG YOU GOT THAT 69 METER DEFEATER
Man: *Takes off fake cock*
Woman: ...

by COCKRIDER6969 March 31, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cock Ballin

Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.

kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”

jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”

by TommyKale22 April 1, 2022