college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 07, 2023

Claytonator syndrome

When you’re attract to Kai clayton without being paid.

Hi I can’t come into work today I have claytonator syndrome

by goodlooker1010101 November 19, 2020

Daüs Syndrome

In the latter of the 1700's came the Daüs Syndrome. Doctor Sherwin Edwin Daüs was popularized for curing this (at first) unknown disease. Daüs Syndrome includes; slight headaches, stomachaches, varied hallucinations, vomiting and sore throats.

"My doctor said I could quite possibly have Daüs Syndrome."

by DazPeccavi July 09, 2018

keese syndrome

ptsd of being assaulted or touched sexually by gary (mr/daddy) keese.

middle schooler 1: Dude did you hear about the kid with keese syndrome
middle schooler 2: yeah he was fucked in the bootyhoe by keese

by meemer beemer May 04, 2023

Bharat Syndrome

When you think you know it all but find out later that you know fuck all.

I think you have Bharat Syndrome because you got it wrong once again.

by Lfc1994 February 06, 2024

dab syndrome

a person that is addicted to dabbing and while the person dab he/she always eat pizza.

Example: Pizzagnuta dabbed on stage while eating a vesuvio
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?

- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi

- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi

- Sorry dude :((((

by GnouleMEMES January 30, 2017

BenG syndrome

When after a long night (blackout) you going home, but locked out of your house, so you sleep outside of your apartment.

I got BenG syndrome last night, I slept in the dog’s house!

by BenGTaylor May 15, 2022