Koch syndrome

Emotionally abusive prick that spends more time staring at a computer screen than with his family.

I left that asshole because he has Koch syndrome

by No wayyyy April 25, 2020

Matpat Syndrome

The fear of a Youtube video when it’s title makes it sounds like the person posting the video is quitting.

YouTube Title: About the Future…
Comment: Holy shit, I thought this was about you leaving.
Reply: That’s Matpat Syndrome for you!

by FREE_RENT May 4, 2024

Tangerine syndrome

Prolapsed anus

Mother fucker has a prolapsed anus!

AKA Tangerine syndrome

He's a tangerine syndrome

by Rage GC May 5, 2022

Duckling syndrome

A duckling syndrome is when a person becomes very close with the first ever thing they stumble upon in a specific subject, similar to how young ducklings recognize the first being they encounter as their mother. Often times the loyalty for the very first thing that they've found in the industry gets so strong that they simply reject much better alternatives that they only happen to find out about later. This condition is mainly attributed to one's inability in growth and analysis.

Steve has a duckling syndrome. Despite better alternatives existing out there, he still prefers using that outdated Google search engine even though it actively sells his sensitive information to some shady advertisers, has biased results, has crapton of ads disguised as search results, and omits half of the words in your search term (often the most crucial and defining ones, annoyingly shoving "must include that word" button right down your throat!!!). Steve should finally dump that dumpster fire of a search engine and move on.

by Daffy_Duck42069 March 10, 2021

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.

The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014

The Netflix Syndrome

The Netflix syndrome occurs when storywriters try pushing Representation movements (such as LGBTQ+, BIPOC, etc. ) instead of following the original story/ script. As a result, The piece of media comes off as inaccurate or with several unexplained plot holes.

-Did you know that Velma from Scooby Doo is a lesbian in the most recent show?
- Wow! That's literally the netflix syndrome!

by Alexandru Ioan Cuza January 10, 2024

sevenhaven syndrome

Switching character mains while playing games at incredible amounts.

Player: Kid, I think you got SevenHaven Syndrome.

Kid: Fine, let me just switch back mains....

by SevenHaven June 24, 2016