Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

Prostate Worm

A worm that crawls into your bunghole and tickles your sweet little prostate.

Last night I was digging holes in my backyard and came across the sweetest little prostate worm, he tickled my prostate so good.

by eggslut666 June 13, 2025

ate the worm

Getting drunk/stoned when you shouldn't have and in hindsight comparing yourself to a fish falling for a worm on a hook. This is originally a Ween lyric.

I ate the worm last night, and tonight I'll probably do it again.

by octoNG April 6, 2024

Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.

"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"

by 420M@n360FU April 9, 2024

That's worms

A song you can't stop obsessing over; an earworm

"Dude, Space Cowboy by NSYNC? That's worms!"

by averagethings April 11, 2024

crank worm

To crank worm is equivalent to ‘pop off’

Some other similar phrases would be ‘performing well’ and ‘topping the meters’

Can also mean feeling good and torquing your hog.

Jimmy you going to score 40 tonight? We need you to crank worm.

I’m popping off here man doing big damage. I’m cranking my worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024

crank worm

Jerkin it, doin big damage, horkinit

Jorkin my shit - straight horkin my shit - crank worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024