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Wizard

No. Wizards learn and/or study magic. Sorcerers have magic inherently. Warlocks make contracts with minor deities or demons or eldritch creatures in exchange for magic.
Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."

Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!

The Jews cast Silence

Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers

Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵
by Hym Iam January 23, 2026
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Wizard Flip

A combination of LSD, Mushrooms, and Ketamine taken in that order.
"A Wizard Flip isn't just a trip, man—it's challenging the creative force to a duel on the astral plane, and then asking it to dance."

I heard Phil Wizard Flipped into his new intermediary role in the galatic council.
by urbanshaman954 March 5, 2026
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Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.
It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!
by crypto creature February 10, 2025
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Wizardposting Syndrome

/wĭz′ərdpōs′tĭng sĭn′drōm″/
Noun
1. The artificial strengthening of a character, meant to protect them from overpowered characters, usually through nonsensical immunities.
2. The inability to balance or adapt characters to a setting.
3. Giving a character weaknesses to justify their power, then making their power nullify said weaknesses.
4. The belief a character’s quality is determined by power, usually resulting in scaling mundane things such as height or age.

Origin
Users who come from places with poor writing and roleplay etiquette, primarily Wizardposting, the namesake of the syndrome. Said communities cause the users to believe there is a constant threat against them and their characters at all times, resulting in characters who are virtually invincible in order to not be killed through unfair or otherwise overpowered methods.
Person 1: "My character is weak to physical damage but can run at 21 mph and fly"
Person 2: "Sounds like Wizardposting Syndrome."
Person 1: Leaves
by DrMonitor February 14, 2025
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Wizard Fafnir

Where's Free? Why do you have Wizard Fafnir?
hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)
by Diaboro February 25, 2025
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Wizard

a person who unsuccessfully attempts sexual assault with their fingers.
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)
watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past
by jssomeone April 1, 2025
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wizard of oz

A film that’s not so innocent once u know about what happened on set during production.
Fake snow made from asbestos, costumes that caused health problems in the actors who wore them, abuse of the actors and unsafe conditions on set, the wizard of oz has a much darker side. Don’t look it up if ur easily triggered or offended.
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