wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Wild mild

British slang for an erection

"Yoo Ryan you have a wild mild right now."

by LitenAlskare April 14, 2017

ghetto wild animal

What black "people" are

Did you hear about that ghetto wild animal in Philly that shot that septa bus driver to death over a minor slight???

by Guhhhh November 3, 2023

Scott Wilde

A infamous gangster from 1940 who was know for controlling the selling of drugs in southern Texas.

Scott Wilde was a infamous gangster from 1940 who was know for controlling the selling of drugs in southern Texas.

by Powerful sleek July 13, 2010

Wild Bit Of Gear

one whom does an action that is quite crass, out-of-the-ordinary, looked down upon, or humerous behind their back.

that chick is a wild bit of gear.

by zachdontlikeit September 10, 2010

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

Wild

Adjective describing a lot of a verb. If someone hasn’t showered in a week, they are WILD stinky. If someone is afraid of the dark, they are wild pussy.

That car almost hit me, he must be WILD drunk!

by DreRoc September 12, 2022