Anchor Wanker

A term used to define a sea cadet in UK

Air cadet: "look at that anchor wanker!"
Army cadet: "how could you want to be one of those?"

by Shing9778 June 11, 2024

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anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 08, 2022

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Eric wanker

A young adolescent male who plays Fortnite all day and likes to wank it a lot . No Shame here .

Hey Brian, get out of my room? Why so? I’m trying to get my Eric wanker on !

by Great creative January 28, 2024

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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

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