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wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
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Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
pardon my french, but u are a wanker
by doodie hole July 15, 2018
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Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living
why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans
by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015
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Wanker

1. typically used as an insult
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian
Oi wanker, wtf are you up to?
by Oh_nyet June 1, 2022
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Wanker

Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day
Ezmond you are such a fucking wanker get out the cubicle and jizz in a mans mouth
by the preacher February 10, 2020
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You’re a wanker

The person who clicked on this link, you would say to them “you’re a wanker”.
by savory shyoes November 1, 2020
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Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan
Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad
by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017
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