Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

spit in a tube

What teachers refer as a DNA test

I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from

by Aritaco October 26, 2017

Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

Tube

South African slang word common amongst Indian teenagers. This is the name given to a personal assistant similar to a House Elf. These lesser individual's sole existence is to follow your every command in order to remain some what relevant. Tubes may serve a master by choice but it is very common to find a tube that has been made a tube by force.

Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:

Buying and delivering food

Providing master with homework answers

And many more mundane tasks

I want a powerade but I'm too tired to walk.

Dude, just send your tube

by Dhivahn Moodley November 20, 2018

flow tube

to flow on you tube to instrumental beats

yo did you check out my flow tube??

by soto capo October 17, 2008