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Moisture train

When you don't shake well enough after going pee and it trickles down your leg a little
Man I went to use the bathroom and got a moisture train.
by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017
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Wife in training

A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée
My girlfriend is in wife in training courses to one day become my legit wife.
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
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Train Bidet

A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).

To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
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drunk train

The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.
We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.
by draco677 May 17, 2016
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spit train

The line of bodily fluids that attach when you eat or kiss someone
We had a passionate kiss but when I pulled away there was a spit train
by Choochoo2 October 3, 2018
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Juul Train

When 5 guys and 1 girl line up a human centipede style with there dicks in each other and the girl is in the front. They start moving around the room thrusting in unison as the girl rips far vape clouds from a juul.
Dude I heard that chad was a part of a juul train last night.
by ChubChode69420 September 26, 2019
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Draft Train

In a sport, particularly swimming, about four or five people will go ahead of you thus creating a current strong enough to pull you along with little effort, also increasing speed.
I can't wait to ride that draft train in practice today Michael!
by TacoTaco184 March 10, 2011
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