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chow tongue

When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)
" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."
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weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.
Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.
by DefinitelyNotRobert June 1, 2017
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chocolate tunnel tongue dancing

Honey it's time for some chocolate tunnel tongue dancing!
by Oldworldman January 19, 2018
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Tongue Draft

A method of cooling down hot food in another person’s mouth by blowing gently into their mouth

A parental technique of cooling down hot food for a young child by blowing air gently into their mouth. This method is employed when a young child has hot food in their mouth, and the parent blows air into their mouth to cool it down, ensuring the child doesn't burn themselves while enjoying their meal. This act of parental care involves using one's breath to regulate the temperature of the food for the child's comfort and safety.
This technique is more commonly used by parents but is also used by anyone.
A Mother’s young daughter was experiencing the discomfort of very hot food she’d just put in her mouth, so she blew air, using the tongue draft method, gently into her daughter’s mouth to cool down the hot food.
by Roxx65 May 6, 2024
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tongue nazi

That insufferable person that thinks that each word has one pronunciation and that if you pronounce it to your accent that you’re doing it wrong
Tongue nazi: You can’t just pronounce watch “wætch”
Normal person: watch me, tongue nazi
by enusha January 8, 2022
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coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn
Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011
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frog tongueing

The action of locking eyes with someone and shooting your tongue out of your mouth, sometimes achieving contact with said person's face.
Cornholio and I were caught in a wicked frog tongueing match that ended with my tongue in his mouth.

Frog tongueing seemed to be the theme for my awkward flirtations with my spicy boy toy.
by Ditzychick May 24, 2017
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