Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017

by Alex Fonz March 4, 2022

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by Mrcappy June 7, 2021

Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!
by Alicatz March 27, 2023

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019
