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chair

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”
by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020
mugGet the chairmug.

pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.
Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025
mugGet the pimp chairmug.

boyfriend chair

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.
Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.
by The Speechcrafter December 3, 2022
mugGet the boyfriend chairmug.

chair

a place to sit yo butt
imma throw a chair at yo fat face
by anonymous July 5, 2022
mugGet the chairmug.

isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them
"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"
by manMansan March 2, 2022
mugGet the isak, the absolute chair manmug.

chair dent

a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.
"chi girl have you seen that girls discord screentime? her chair dent must be huge!"

"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."
by lilfishprincess January 26, 2024
mugGet the chair dentmug.

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.
Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.
by anonymous May 5, 2021
mugGet the singing chairmug.

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