The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no
Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf
Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf
Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever
by The wise Oracle May 26, 2011
Get the Squirmin Worries Theorymug. The theory that emo music is really cheerful and fun, until you listen to the lyrics then it becomes sad. Usually occurs because of emo bands inablity to come up with good lyrics.
Foster: "Dude this song face down is awesome! it makes me so happy"
Laura: "You realize that song is about a guy who beats his girlfriend?"
Foster: "Aww...now it makes me sad to listen to that song"
Laura: "Yea Its the Theory of Emo Music"
Laura: "You realize that song is about a guy who beats his girlfriend?"
Foster: "Aww...now it makes me sad to listen to that song"
Laura: "Yea Its the Theory of Emo Music"
by EmoTheorist February 28, 2010
Get the Theory of Emo Musicmug. A theory used by people going through a life crisis that feel the need to be “different” from everyone else so they feel “special”, but don’t be afraid to call them a sensitive liberal snowflake, cause they are literally the same thing.
Dude 1: Have you heard of the multi-gender theory it sounds cool
Dude 2: Only if you want to be a Hillary supporter...
Dude 2: Only if you want to be a Hillary supporter...
by jrunner03 August 11, 2018
Get the multi-gender theorymug. The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.
"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)
by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011
Get the Glass-of-Water-Theorymug. The darkling missile theory states; that no matter what the senerio, weather it be air strike, predetor missle, harrier or any other heavy explosive, the player darklingx13457 will be singled out and killed regardless of the perk cold blodded or anyother perk intended to prevent death by explosive.
I was playing with darkling and he was killed 3 times in one round by differnt missiles must be the Darkling Missile Theory
by demonsearth November 23, 2009
Get the Darkling Missile Theorymug. The theory that all hot guys in Albemarle County,VA will move,turn gay,realize they are a woman,or get a bad haircut,therefore ruining any hotness they ever had.
Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.
Also,this theory includes Alec,who suffers from Can't-Keep it-in-his-pants-itis.Lucky for him,hes pretty hot.Makes up for it.
"Hey,that WAHS boy is pretty hot."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."
"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."
"He realized last week hes a woman."
"Dammit!This proves The Albemarle County Theory."
"Wow,that guy from AHS is cute"
"Hes moving to Nebraska"
"Stupid Albemarle County Theory has to be right every time."
by jooincville April 8, 2009
Get the The Albemarle County Theorymug. A theory that says that the universe, life, and everything in between is the result of God releasing premature ejaculation.
by Pickle Richard October 11, 2019
Get the The Big Wank Theorymug.