Shoe Warrior

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.

The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.

by AMO1980 January 25, 2013

Wednesday warrior

Somebody who stormed the United States Capitol on Wednesday, January 6, 2021.

Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

New Blood Warrior

A person who eats out a virgin who is on her period.

That New Blood Warrior had a good time with that girl.

by urbanerrrrrrr May 15, 2013

shinobi warrior

a shottie bong. a Shottie is a way of smoking cannabis through in a bong, instead of having a bowl, the pipe is straight, a plug of tobacco is used, then cannabis is applied over the top of the tobacco. a lighter is applied until the plug burns enough to slip down the pipe and 'pop' into the water at the bottom. These can also be referred to as 'Shinobi Warriors'.
variations include:
'Shinobis'
'Shinoblays'
'warriors'

"hey man, do you fancy coming to my room and toking some shinobi warrior?"

by Robbinnnz January 13, 2010

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

Warrior cats animated

When you shove a twisted tales of Felix the cat vhs/dvd up your ass

I did a Warrior cats animated

by Smm2lover29383837454363 February 15, 2024

Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010