River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.

by Owen Crash November 16, 2021

river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

River Chicken

A duck.

"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."

by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022

River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.

I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.

by March 03, 2021

River Vale

best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt

that’s a river vale kid

by chickenisCOOL August 25, 2019

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 22, 2024