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Poon Glue

“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”
by MR.. POTATO HEAD September 29, 2018
mugGet the Poon Gluemug.

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males
Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!
by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024
mugGet the Out-poonmug.

Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.
Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.
by Clark gwold December 12, 2024
mugGet the Poon popmug.

poon fart

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"
by anonymous January 27, 2021
mugGet the poon fartmug.

Poon

When calling someone a poon you're basically calling them a pussy.
Justin: "Do you have oven mitts or something the toast is hot."
Todd: "Stop being such a poon and just grab it."
by T00NS May 7, 2020
mugGet the Poonmug.

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"
by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014
mugGet the poon thiefmug.

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.
Cat poon is a cats poon.
by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021
mugGet the cat poonmug.

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