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Lady Petals

A delicate soubrique of the piss flaps of the cunt.
'I caressed her lady petals'
by dungrupa May 10, 2009
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Cat Lady

A lady who is obsessed with her cat. You will usually find a cat lady posting pictures of her cat to Catastic, which is like Instagram for cats. This lady also usually tells people things about her cat that nobody really cares about. A cat lady does not have to be necessarily old, you can find a cat lady of any age.
Did you see that Cat Lady Anna Cathryn! She posts pictures of her cat to Catastic!

Omg! Did you see Viktoria's cat on Catastic, she's so cute!
by The Smart Chick July 16, 2015
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Lady Points

Lady points act as the opposite to man points. Lady points are received when a person carries out particular feminine tasks/actions.

Often used to insult a male, when the loss of man points is not significant enough to describe the level of lady-ness.

For example ...

-watching 27 dresses alone and hungover
-receiving during sex
-thinking Russell Brand is sexy
-listening to Corinne Bailey Rae

- And other gay/feminine tasks/actions
Man 1: 'beige is sooo this seasons colour.'
Man 2: 'dude, you just got lady points.'
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lady blumpkin

a sex act in which a woman receives oral to genital stimulation while she defecates.

synonym for cunnilumpkin
The chickens are given lady-blumpkins (achewood 9/16/2004)
by achewood_reader April 18, 2006
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3s lady

3S lady, on the words, that's say it become old age and didnot get married yet.

The actually meaning : Single, Seventies, and Stuck.

Especially in big city , more and more girls join in the line of 3S Lady. they earn more money .but no time to consider their own feelings and love, and no time to seek their boy friends.

So , the words "3S Lady " is very popular in China.
She finally decide to be a 3s lady.
by WildInkHeart December 6, 2009
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lunch lady

The reciver/giver of many body shots
the lunch lady serves all!
by Laura Branz December 11, 2003
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first ladies

the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.
"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."
by i <3 first ladies April 26, 2006
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