A person who sells his rock crawler to become a mud holer. Often smells of Busch Light , Amish in appearance and prefers wearing panties while tucking his wiener! Often full of regret
by O.G December 21, 2022
Get the Joey Myersmug. The act of licking a girl's beaver as she squirts milk out of her tits. This only works if the woman is riding on top of a water buffalo.
by FartKisser12 May 7, 2018
Get the Joey Whitingmug. 
Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.
Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.
by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021
Get the Joeymug. A Madden Genius who usually picks on retards like Raynard Shuman aka shoo-shoo. His finishing move is emptying his balls in shoo-shoos crusty ass cheeks
by Beardedvillian1 February 2, 2019
Get the Joey Romomug. If you meet a guy name Joey, run away from him because he will give you an ice cream cone and kidnap you in his ice cream truck.
Cody sees an ice cream truck. He goes to the ice cream truck and meets a guy name Joey.
Cody: "Hey Joey, can I get one strawberry popsicle please?"
Joey: "Yeah sure! Give me a second"
10 seconds later he kidnaps Joey and runs away with his ice cream truck.
Cody: "Hey Joey, can I get one strawberry popsicle please?"
Joey: "Yeah sure! Give me a second"
10 seconds later he kidnaps Joey and runs away with his ice cream truck.
by Small PP Destroyer April 8, 2022
Get the Joeymug. by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018
Get the Joey Hamiltonmug.