Urban Dictionary

A place where people try way to hard to be funny by bringing inside jokes and making up words that make no sense where there are perfectly fine alternatives already in the English language. Most definitions will probably be sex related

User: Hmm, what's something that describes the feeling of wanting to fuck someone but you can't get yo dick hard? Oh i have an idea, i'll call it "Soft Dick blues!".. Ill add that to the urban dictionary!!!

Response: yeah, dude, it's called erectile dysfunction because you watch too much porn

by Kanye Yeast November 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The thing you're reading right now, idiot.

"Hey I just looked up 'omae wa mou shindeiru' on the urban dictionary."

by TheCartoonGamer October 6, 2018

Urban dictionary

The type of person to be stupid and not know what it means.

Urban dictionary is for knowing stuff

By:CarteeierBee

by CarteeierBee October 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The best and funniest dictionary ever. Also, look up Holden. I know someone who's name is Holden and that definition is so wrong.

The urban dictionary is pretty inaccurate but really funny.

by coolkitten686 November 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A reverse of Urban dictionary

person 1:hello i have a magic trick
person 1:*copy paste u202e*
Person 1: URBAN DICTIONARY
also person 1: AAAAAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The gayest website I’ve ever stumbled upon. Bill Clinton uses it. End of story.

Irrelevant Person 1: Hey man, I heard about this cool website called “Urban Dictionary?”
Irrelevant Person 2: Yea man same, I just heard about it yesterday
Satan: Yes, yes, it’s very good. My good, good friend Bill uses it and he’s been very successful. Everyone loves him now!

by Hax hax hax hax hax... umadbro September 24, 2018

urban dictionary

do i really need to define it? you are literally here right now.

urban dictionary in italic

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023