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Panda skin

(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
by graascoat December 13, 2010
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Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
by PolleN112 June 2, 2022
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Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.
I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.
by pete the pedo May 6, 2011
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Panda

The most retarded animal that ever walked this earth. Due to its size it should eat things like a horse made of chocolate and whey powder, but instead it decides to eat the least nutritious food that exists: bamboo. Because of this low nutrition a panda needs to eat around 500 stems each day which takes up all the time they spend being awake. The rest of the time they sleep.

They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection

They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity

I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
Panda A: I'm Hungry
Panda B: Yeah, me too

SPOILER:
They die
by Binque May 27, 2014
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PANDA+

Meaning:

Pansexual/romantic
Asexual
Nonbinary
Demisexual/romantic
Aromantic
+ is for any other sexual/romantic orientation or gender that is rejected by people outside and inside of LGBT+ community
Person 1 : Hey, have you heard about PANDA
Person 2 : You mean that cute animal?

Person 1 : Nah, I mean the PANDA+ community. It's for rejected sexualities and genders
Person 2 : Nice bro
by _yoka_ March 20, 2019
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Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.
Anto is such a session panda. I love him.
by OiGD October 17, 2008
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Panda

a cute bear that eats bamboo but can rip out your organs like any other bear.
that panda is so cute!

You do know that’s a bear that eats bamboo? It can and will kill you.
by Animal crossing October 11, 2021
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