Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

The Grass

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration,.

Jeff s definitely the grass.

by Keeffe November 13, 2024

grass

Grass is a plant that is green.
If you don't know what a plant or grass is, I suggest you get off your computer and get a life.

The grass is always greener on the other side

by logang for life trololol September 20, 2017

grass

something you should touch

A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass

by marvellous*may August 1, 2023

Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Grass

The anti henry

Henry will never touch grass

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 27, 2025

Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022