Something that was once said, in an XD random fashion, circa pre-2012 rawr emo myspace era internet communities.
by EvanUwU July 8, 2021
Get the Moon Ducks mug.'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.
This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
E.g. 1
Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"
E.g. 2
"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"
E.g. 3
Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"
E.g. 2
"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"
E.g. 3
Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
by DM85 April 2, 2011
Get the Robbing ducks mug.Bonus ducks are the item that is dropped it the game of team fortress 2 when you have the "duck journal" equipt. Merasmus will yell "Bonus ducks!" and dead people will drop ducks
by Times new ramen April 26, 2017
Get the bonus ducks mug.Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
Get the Duck Fuckers mug.A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.
Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.
Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!
Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!
by E Magic July 10, 2012
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by Jashstar April 26, 2006
Get the duck status mug.Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023
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