Dave Dimachke

Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS

Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay

by mddimachke June 10, 2011

dave mcintire

When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.

Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.

by Mark and Beef September 24, 2022

Daving

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.

The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.

Or

'Kelly was really daving last night.

by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 23, 2014

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016

dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

Dave Minter

The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.

"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"

by Debitcard27 November 10, 2016

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021