glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

Anu Panu

She is the world's best panua u have ever seen:D No matter wat she will be there for u like a panua in the soil<3 she just a lil hyper cutie who is vey vey sensitive and has a smol temper<3 i love anu panu. She also takes a dump 69 times a day so she stanks but still Anu panu is only mine<33
-Miran Dissanaike

The Anu panu is hugging Miran

by AcidBurn007 March 17, 2024

ANUS

Acronym for Academic Nuts Universe Society.

Today, I went to the ANUS.

by DefinitionMaster2026 August 21, 2025

Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019

anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.

Morning my little anus muffin!

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

rear anus

When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus

Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.

by jodyskid October 15, 2017