An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.
by Cheese Lizard July 28, 2017
Get the Text wormmug. when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
Get the text callingmug. n̴̺̤̝̪̳̞̮̲͍̯̭̯̖̤̜̻̾̉̅̊̽̑̓̈͛͑͌̑̒͘̚͜o̴̤͕̖̖̲͋̅̑ŭ̴̡͚̘̼̻̪͒́̃̄̌͗̈̕͠͝n̵̢̢̖̱̗̭̮̼͍̜̫͎̥͖̗͉̿̈͊̌͒̍̒̆͑͑̊
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 24, 2023
Get the Zalgo Textmug. by melo* November 17, 2011
Get the texting remorsemug. A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
Get the Text Guessagemug. by BuffaloJack July 3, 2010
Get the Bush Textingmug. Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.
Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022
Get the Texting dysplasiamug.