the virtual record of daily experiences expressed in real time during the day via text, along with the actual day(s) & the disruptions to those day(s) created by said texting
During my text-day, I coined"text-days." I have a lot of descriptive neologisms in my texts from earlier text-days; maybe I'll add them to the dictionary, too.
by loyloydeploy March 5, 2020
Get the text-daymug. when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
Get the text callingmug. by melo* November 17, 2011
Get the texting remorsemug. A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
Get the Text Guessagemug. n̴̺̤̝̪̳̞̮̲͍̯̭̯̖̤̜̻̾̉̅̊̽̑̓̈͛͑͌̑̒͘̚͜o̴̤͕̖̖̲͋̅̑ŭ̴̡͚̘̼̻̪͒́̃̄̌͗̈̕͠͝n̵̢̢̖̱̗̭̮̼͍̜̫͎̥͖̗͉̿̈͊̌͒̍̒̆͑͑̊
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
̶͎̦̙̺̬̯̞̥̤̙̘̹͇͐̄̆̾̾̈́̑̓̆͂͐͌̚O ̗̼̻̺͕̖̦̦͍̖͈͙̪̼̀͜ͅr ̧͙̆̃̅͋̎́̑͑͘i ̧̹̠̩͓̮̤͉̽͜g̵̡̖̗̜̣͓̝͈̙͍̳̘̑̄͑̀̾̒̈̒͌͆̾̌͒̚̕͝į̶̡̝̻̪̟͈͚͜͠ņ̶̡̛̹̝̀̇̓͌̃̃͑̈́̑̄̓͒̈́̀͆͠:̴̲̞̺̟̟̩̀̌̆̔̿̎̇̒̃͘͝͠ ̵̡͖̫̟̖̘͔̗̅̈́̉̔͛͑͜T̶̨͇͍̞͈͈̫̳̟̼̏͂̉ͅh ̨̲͇͕͙̿̅̐̉̎̐̎̾è̴̡̗͈̮̖̦͖̼̪̐̄͑ͅ ͔̝̪̹̰̯͕̒̀̌͊̔͋̒͒̂͋̄̀̐̒̏͝I ͕͎̬̝͔̻̦̰̙̥͌͆̊̌̌̐̾n ̡̢̲̗͖̯̹̦̮̅͗͗͛͋͋ţ̵̼̙̳͔̳̥̫̭̝̼̬̹̜̯̞͑̔̆͑̓̔̚͠͝e̴̖͒̀̉̀̿͛̓͊̄͂̓̄̂̅̕r̵̛̛̩̆͆͂̈́̓͒̓̈́̓̄͘̚ñ̴͔̬̞̺̻̯͂̅e ̱̺̈̾͊̇̓̽̓ͅt̵̡̰̘̗͍͔͎̼̩͛͆̚
̵̢͈̥͎̿̀͋̀̈́̓̔͠T ̰̰̖̭̲̣̝͕͍͎͍͍͙̭̪̐̎̌̆̈́̕̚͠ͅͅh ̨̡̛͚͇̮̘͙̟̞̜͇̫̇̑̿̓̅͆̿͋̉̅̽͜e ̧̢̛͎͕͔̹͉͕̙̞̯̘͕̟͖̱̾͛̈́̀̀͗̅͛̆̀̊̂̚̕ ̵̥̙̜̣͛̋̿̅̅͝ḁ̴̛̩̠̮̏̎̑̏͜ͅç̵̨̧̝̪̫͕̜̺̰̲̱͙̱̠̆̎̓͑̌̔͘t̶͉̻͑̃́̔̾̒̕͠ͅi̴̧̛̼̦͔̅̑̌́͌͋͐͒͂̅͗̅́̐o ̠̯͓̰̩͖̠̤̬͚͍͓̥͚͈̹͑͑̌̈́̉͐͛̌̈̀͒̂̽̔͘͘͜n̶̨͕̪̑̓̄͊͌̽̈́͊͐̒̽̆̕̕ ̴̛͋̔̒̐͋̒̃́̃̂̑̐̽̕͝ͅȍ̴͔̜̠̩͉̓́̒́̀̇̋͗̅͐͘̕̚͝͠͝f ̢̺̪̺͇̺̠͓̝͍̙̯̮̤̺̥̏̓̂̈̅̐̽́̆̉́̈́͌́́̍̚ ̫͚͆͗͐̌̀̕͝͝͝w̶̠̃̆́̇̿̽͐̌̂͒̈́̍̓̈̕͝r ̢̠̰̙̪̘̼̦̳̙̯̥̭̫̾̈́͗͐̀̓̎͛̇͂į̵̧̛̝̹͖̼̭̮̱̦̟̫̟͑͌̍̈̀̉t ̖̣̥̪̃̆͗̽͂͌̄̒͂̉̍͆̚͠ͅi̴̻̙̖͇̓̉͗͊͐̅̊̉̐͆̈̕͝n̵͖̝̒̃͑͒̈̆͋͌̕͝͝͝͝g̵̹̣͚̏͋́̀̆͊͂̾̑̃͛̉͘̚͝ ̵̡̦̟̹̦̱́͋̈́̿̉̀̏̈́͝ͅļ̴̧͍͈̭͓͉̹͔̦͍͕̇͗͂̉̅̈́́̋̑̽́͐̏i̴̯͕̭͇̹̘̭̾͆͌̃̽̿̄̓̾̀́ͅk ̞̩̠̼͍͉̈́̈́̍̊͒͠ȩ̴̡̢̢̨̙͙͈̫͔̱͑̇̈́͌̇̒̚͜ͅ ̶̢̢͙̲̫̻͎̣̙̘̫͉̩͍̅̋͛t ̛̝͙͇̟͓̼̣͕̀͊̃́̅̎͜h ̛͈͎͎̯͂̓̎̏̄̃̐̓̀͑̈́̈į̴̯̗̰̖͉̤̝͉̰̟̟̫͌̓̈́͐̒̀́͋̎̏͐̋̀̓̈́̀̕͜s ̳̬͕̣̙̺̥͓̱͖̜͖͚̬̯̀́̓̋̂̍͆͋̏̉̊̓̈́͆͒ͅ
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 24, 2023
Get the Zalgo Textmug. by FurryDaddy February 1, 2018
Get the stay textmug. by ceabel January 30, 2012
Get the text in sickmug.