Math teacher

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.

Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher

by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021

Teacher

Babysitter with more education who get paid less

How teachers are still a thing

by paperboy80 December 12, 2021

*Teacher*

A *Teacher* is someone who acts like the are giving everyone a life lesson when they are saying the most obvious crap.(sometimes it is repeated form the actual teacher) this usually happens after freshman year form Sophomore-Senior year.(and or 7-8th grade)

Examples:
Professor: i’m disappointing you all, substitute left me a very poor report.

(Student raises hand and gets called on)

Student : you know guys were all better than this, this is really disappointing.

Other: OMG stop being such a “Teacher”!

Or

professor: so Freshmen if you don’t know what you need to bring, bring water and a change of shoes.

Student: Yeah make sure you bring a pair of shoes. When I didn’t bring a change of shoes I ruined my only pair of shoes.

“Why is she acting like we’re stupid”

“don’t know man, she’s such a *Teacher*”

by Goldycorn April 2, 2022

Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.

depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell

by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022

Teacher Ng

a somewhat teacher who gives suicidal thoughts, anxiety, depression and ptsd to students

bro teacher ng was so scary

by unknown wok April 11, 2022

Media Teacher

A media teacher is a teacher who teaches stuff we will never need in our life and is a complete waste of time. Spends most of her time typing stuff on her computer instead of teaching. Is usually nice but turns evil if she even hears a small sound. Has phobia of insects. And is unfair to grade your tests.

My media teacher gave us 100 page essay for homework.

by Hehe- - - April 12, 2022

Teacher

A karen. All they do all day is stand there and tell kids from age 4-16 to shut up and listen

my teacher doesn't let me talk to my mate even though we're talking about the game we played last night. That teacher doesn't understand that its better than lessons 😒😒😒

by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022