tax

funniest man alive. is your grandpa. is his grandpa. has fat nuts.

you: oh my god tax has such fat nuts
tac: oh my god i have such fat nuts

by tackses May 10, 2021

tax effect

when you or your parents file for income taxes and you have fresh ass clothes.

"Damn look at frank in the button up all fresh, tax effect."

by Dannymcnasty69420 March 12, 2014

Fanum Tax

Meaning: A slang commonly used as a theft of food between friends or someone else. Originating from an American Streamer, Fanum, this slang became an internet meme. Soon, Gen Alpha then popularized this slang even further, particularly employing the term.

For example, if someone says "Fanum Tax", that means that they stole your precious food.

Another example: "Officers, those guys FANUM TAXED my french fries. Do me a favor, can you officers FANUM TAX them back?"

by Slanged Dictionary April 26, 2024

sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

Packer's Tax

Whoever packs the bowl gets the first hit.

I'm getting the green this time. Packer's tax, get over it.

by idontevencarewhatmynameis July 29, 2017

fanum tax

Fanum tax is basically a tax given by streamer fanum. For example if someone is trying to eat you can take some as part of the "fanum tax".

"I will take some as part of the fanum tax" - Person 1
"No please dont im poor and i really need this food im in crippling debt please no" - Person 2
"haha yummy burger yum yum yum yum" - Person 1

by Skibidi ohioussy rizzy amongus November 15, 2023

Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.

Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025