Taint Dimple

The male crevice that runs on each side of his taint.

The lubrication ran like a river down his taint dimple.

by CAMPJOY May 8, 2023

taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock

Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now

by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- May 2, 2018

Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

dusty taint

after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!

Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.

by Dickless Santorum June 8, 2015

stripper taint

the ultimate chode

"that dude is straight stripper taint"

by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022

Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023