Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.

“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”

by Average CSN student October 16, 2022

Wild

mad crazy; outrageous

"Bruh, I got a F on my test, and Mrs B wont let me retake it!"

"Broo dhatts wild!!"

by Coolkidd236 August 21, 2018

Wild Work

“Wild work” describes a pattern of intense, disruptive, or emotionally charged behavior that impacts others or the environment around the person. It can involve actions that are dramatic, impulsive, manipulative, or out of control.

He was doing wild work after the argument—sending long, emotional texts, calling mutual friends to drag them in, just completely spiraling.

by Frescolita April 22, 2025

J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.

“Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

“Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Wild Collection

A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.

"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."

by FreddyThePickle August 16, 2018

Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

Youth Gone Wild

Since I was born they couldn't hold me down
Another misfit kid, another burned-out town
I never played by the rules, I never really cared
My nasty reputation takes me everywhere
I look and see it's not only me
So many others have stood where I stand
We are the young, so raise your hands
They call us problem child
We spend our lives on trial
We walk an endless mile
We are the youth gone wild

We stand and we won't fall
We're one and one for all
The writing's on the wall
We are the youth gone wild
Boss screamin' in my ear about who I'm supposed to be
Getcha a 3-piece wall street smile and son you'll look just like me
I said "hi man, there's something that you oughta know I'll tell ya Park Avenue leads to

Skid Row
I look and see it's not only me
We're standin' tall, ain't never a doubt
We are the young, so shout it out
They call us problem child
We spend our lives on trial
We walk an endless mile
We are the youth gone wild
We stand up, we won't fall
We're one and one for all
The writing's on the wall
We are the youth gone wild
Let me hear you wild
They call us problem child
We spend our lives on trial
We walk an endless mile
We are the youth gone wild
We stand up, we won't fall
We're one and one for all
The writing's on the wall
We are the youth gone wild (oh oh oh oh)
We are the youth gone wild (oh oh oh oh)
We are the youth gone wild

Yeah yeah yeah
We are the youth gone wild (oh oh oh oh)
We are the youth gone wild

by Death Menace March 31, 2023