Tom Spoors Syndrome

Acting against your ethnic personality in such a way that it is humouring to watch.

In short the highest level of "White Boy" you can get

See also: Wigga, White-Boy, Honky

YMCA? Thats like Tom Spoors central?! Tom Spoors Syndrome

by Joe & Tom August 30, 2008

[Beaten] [Wife] [Syndrome]

A psychological condition in which a member of a relationship continually stays involved with a physically or mentally abusive partner despite the risks to their own being. Seen mostly in cases involving spousal abuse, this condition can effect both men and women regardless of age.

Man #1: Why does Tina stay with Larry when he always hits her?

Man #2: It's cause she has Beaten Wife Syndrome.

by Mr. BlaK October 4, 2008

new mac syndrome

1) The excessive use of the Photo Booth application on macs when first bought

"Wow look at those people taking pictures of themselves psh."
"Yeah they must have new mac syndrome."

by bsanchez October 16, 2008

Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

by Dr. Aronson March 28, 2009

west chester syndrome

When someone gets shit bagged wasted and gets a severe concussion resulting in loss of work and memory.

shit did you see how hard that drunk hit his head when he fell, he is gonna have west chester syndrome for sure!

by cs58 September 14, 2009

heavy head syndrome

More commonly known as H.H.S. it is the physical condition in which ones head gets increasingly heavy over the course of a night due to the over consumption of alcohol. H.H.S. most recognizably gives off the appearance of lost consciousness due to extreme head slumping.

"Man that bartender stopped serving you last night cause you had an extreme case of heavy head syndrome."

by aleve_arreves October 14, 2009

chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

by kris takahashi April 28, 2010